Ever notice how when someone gets all beefed up on super powers they immediately find others with powers too? Or, more likely, the people that also gain powers just HAPPEN to be in close proximity to the newly initiated?
Yeah, me too.
So there I was sitting at my desk all day. Juggling kiddos, trying to write two books, looking at some internets, when I discovered it. My newly acquired gift. I can DESTROY a bag of Ruffles! Seriously, they were the chili cheese kind and I absolutely wrecked the bag.I know what you’re thinking.
How is that a super power?
I did it without even trying. EFFORTLESS DESTRUCTION? Super Power. BAM. Chew on that for a minute.
You done? Good. This is the part where I started to get all paranoid. If I just got imbued with insane super gifts…who around me got them as well? So, I did what all great super-sleuths do. I logged onto Twitter.
All it took was a short finely worded 140 character message and the evidence came pouring in. It was enough to chill my soul. I was surrounded by fellow Super-Freaks! (No, not that kind!) Will they use their powers for good or evil? I have no clue. And seeing as I’m not planning on making some crappy tv show out of it, I’m not going to write an awesome 1st season, sub-standard 2nd season and then just all out rape my viewers with a “yeah, I hired a monkey to bang on this typewriter” 3rd season.
Yeah…HEROES…I’m lookin’ at you. You wanna throw down bro? Pfft..that’s what I thought.
Sorry, it’s late and the coffee’s wearing off. So without further ado, I give you the Diaper Dads Rogue Gallery of Awesomeness! (Click on images for SUPAH Size!)
and last but certainly not least…
These are but a few of the crazy people I talk to on a daily basis. They crack me up and inspire me to keep doing the crazy things I do. Each image title is a link to their perspective blogs. Check them out. Go ahead, I’ll be here when you get back.
Also, the scanner totally screwed up the colors…the pinks were WAY more vibrant and the GLOMP is wearing a VERY yellow shirt.
Remember, kids. Use your powers for good! And drop a comment to tell me what insane super power you have. You never know, I might add it to my Diaper Dads Rogue Gallery of Awesomeness!
We have a new member!
Update: We have a new member!